Square Roots

Collin, "The square root of evil is. . . "
Me, "Money."
Ian, "Religion."
Connor, " Me and Collin."

Collin, "The square root of Connor, Ian and Me?"
We all shake our heads, don't know.
Collin," Mom and Dad!"

The Years May Come, The Years May Go

Connor,"The years may pass Mom, but they can't effect you."

Meg," Charmer."

Connor,"More like kiss up."

Not Again

On the way back from the mall, Ian and Connor were eating cherry slushies.  They started putting there hands on the other ones neck or arms because their hands were so cold.  Ian touched my neck while I was singing along with the radio and I went to a falsetto.  They all laughed and I said to Ian,"You know if you spilled that on your lap you'd be singing falsetto for a while." Ian,"Things are shrinking just thinking about it." Me,"An hour from now you'll be saying come on out boys it's okay, it's gone"  Ian,"It's hell when they drop for a second time.  Here it comes Puberty Two!"